Saturday, January 14, 2006
Bush: “Has anyone heard from Sharon lately?”
NEWS (Now with Facts)
Saturday, January 14, 2006
The Anchorman
After returning from his 17th vacation of the year, Bush read a quick paragraph long synopsis of the Iranian situation, and then embarrassingly asked “If anyone had heard from Sharon lately?”
“What’s that old bastard up to?” said Bush with a smile while punching Vice President Cheney in the arm. “Out hunting the ‘lolita’s’?”
Ariel Sharon who suffered a stroke in early January, and much to the president’s ignorance, has been hospital bound for over a week, has not called Bush to inform the President of his reoccurring stroke.
“I bet he’s living it up in Israel, right now, just drinking some booze, he he.”
Sharon’s political career is all but over, as this is his second stroke in just under a month. Yet, there are many people who stand in front of the hospital doors with white signs that read “Sharon wake up you have work to do”, “We love you Sharon”, and “Have you seen my remote control?”
“Hmm, I sure hope he liked the life time subscription to the “All you can eat Knishes” gift I got for him.”
Reporting from the White House,
The Anchorman
