NEWS (now with FACTS)

NEWS (Now with Facts)
Tuesday, January 17, 2006
The Anchorman

President Bush’s new attack ad is attacking the Democrats attack to the original ad launched by President Bush, which attacks Democrats.

“Aren’t you sick and tired of the Democrats calling the President ‘irresponsible’ and ‘negligent’ while attacking Democrats?” says the ominous voice over in the RNC sponsored ad. “Then call Democrats and let them know that attacking the president over his attacks is not the way democracy works.”

The ad, which is set to run on television and radio stations in key states during the campaign of many Republican senators and congressmen, is in response to DNC sponsored ad that attacks the president’s original attack ad.

“What type of president would be this irresponsible and negligent in attacking democrats for legitimately questioning his poor handling of foreign and domestic policy?” Says the equally ominous voice over in the Democratic ad. “A bad president, that’s what type.”

The ad, which was sparked by Bush’s original attack ad, is intended to stop the lowering of the political decorum to simple slander and mudslinging.

“Democrats suck,” were the only words printed in the original attack ad presented by the Republicans, at the beginning of the campaign coverage in 2006.

Reporting form Washington DC,
The Anchorman